maine aisa mashroob banaya hai

Santa 2 Banta: 

Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai 

Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai. 

Tum Pee Kar Dekho. 

Banta (Mashroob Pee Kar): 

Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai. 

Santa: Dekha Tumne Such Bola, 

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai. :-)