aakhri baar hai, lo maan lo ik yeh bhi sawaal aaj tuk tum se mein lota nahin mayoos-e jawaab aa ke le ja'o tum apna yeh damukta hua phool mujh ko lota do meri umr-e ghazishta ki kitaab

larka larki se kia kr rhe ho ?

Larka Larki Se Kia Kr Rhe Ho ? 

Larki Dodh Pee Rhe Ho 

Larka Kis Ka ? 

Larki Apni Bhen 

Ki 

Bhains Ka ...=P;->:-P 

jaano meray mun mai daalo

GIRL: 

Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi 

BOY: 

Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? 

GIRL: 

Tum 

Tum 

Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

fill in the blanks

Fill in the blanks 

1.BOO_S 

2. _ _NDOM 

3.F_ _ K 

4.P_ N_S 

5.PU_S_ 

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Ans 

1.BOOKS 

2.RANDOM 

3.FORK 

4.PANTS 

5.PULSE 

Dirty Mind =P ;) 

smile is the 2nd best thing

Smile is the 2nd best thing U do with ur lips. 

Of course you know the first one... :-D 

It's keeping ur mouth shut. :-P 

But I like the way U think! ;-) 

thanks for being my teacher

Teacher is a person 

who always helps everybody 

to get the knowledge 

and 

always stands beside the students 

when they have problems. 

Thanks for being my teacher. 

Happy Teachers Day 

aisa nhi krty jb paper aata

~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty" 

~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho 

to phir prha nhi krty" 

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna, 

to booti laya nhi krty. 

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen, 

sir pe charhaya nhi krty. 

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy, 

jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty. 

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy, 

dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty. 

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho, 

kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty... 

examz se 1 month pehle aane wale

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna 

2nd ashre ki dua: 

Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye'n 

Aakhri ashre ki dua: 

Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho'n ga.. ;-> 

oye hoye papers khatam

''\(',')/" 

)( 

("\_ 

(',') 

_/)(\_ 

_/"/_ 

"\(',')/" 

)( 

_\"\_ 

At last Exams Are Over! 

students while studyin for exams

Students While Studying For Exams 

-Books n Notes Open 

-Highlighting Sentences 

-Pen In Mouth 

-Blank Page 

-Eating Drinking 

-Turning Pages 

-Readin 'Headings' 

-Thinkin About Where To Start From 

& 

Texting Friends 

Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy 

Plz Pray For Me =P ;) 

mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?

Pathan: yr mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kapre lena hen kya kru?

Dost: To bank se loan le lo na

Pathan: Loan to le loon magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat ha...

Are Barish shuru ho gayi

Are Barish shuru ho gayi 

yaha kya dekh rahe ho.. 

bahar dekho. 

Maan lo aaj tum hamari ye guzarish,

Maan lo aaj tum hamari ye guzarish, 

Dilo'n se mita do aaj saari ranjish, 

Jhoom lo, naacho, gaao aur khoob khusiya'n manao, 

Isi umeed k saath 

Mubarak ho aap ko december ki pehli barish ... =] 

Good Night 

Have a nice, fine & chill evening 

(-,=) 

mujhe kuchh alfaz de do

Izhaar

mujhe kuchh alfaz de do

kaise izhaar karun

ous ahsas ka jab

pahli barish ki boondein

mere wajood ke

tapte jalte mausam ko

alwida kahti hain...!!!!

Rasool Allah (S.A.W)

Rasool Allah (S.A.W) 

Ne Farmaya 

"Yaqinan qayamat k 

din Allah k nazdeek wo 

shakhs sab se bura 

shumar hoga jisy 

logo'n ne uski 

Bad-zubani ki waja se 

chorh dia ho" 

jaha pana tusi

Jaha pana 

Tusi 

; 

; 

Gr8 

; 

Ho 

; 

; 

Tohafa 

; 

; 

Kabul 

; 

; 

; 

; 

; 

; 

; 

; 

Karo 

,,, 

( ".) 

< )', - - . 

LL '. 

Mutra visarjan..:-) 

aaj raat 12:00 am per father day

Aaj RAAT 12:00 AM Per "Father Day" 

Shoro Ho Jayega. 

Jis Jis Ne Muje wish Krna He Kr le, 

Bad Me Na kehna K 

"ABBU" Naraz Ho Gaye.:-) 

Kya ap jante hain

Kya ap jante hain k ap k nam pe Karachi mai aik road hai? 

Bandar Road... ;-> 

We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity.

We dont want American Rental Power we want Electricity. 

IN PAKISTAN electricity now rs. 7 per unit nd it wil b increasing after every 2 months regarding to AMERICAN IMF Polices. 

IRAN is agree to give da electricity on urgent base to PAKISTAN on very cheap rates (1.18 per unit) 

also CHINA ofers PAKISTAN for Flectricity just 300 rupes monthly bill& unlimited usage of electricity but our govt. is not taking seriously. 

Now this is our time to show da govt. our strength. 

Spread dis msg as much as u can bcoz of this msg many people know about da truth of govt. 

expensive polices.. 

Our govt. is corrupt. 

RIdDLE Of thE NIte."

RIdDLE Of thE NIte." 

Q: Aik GOoNga apNI GirL fRieND Ko GaANa kIs taRAH sUNae ga? 

RePLY MuST.. . 

a woman shoots her husband

Riddle 4 u ! 

A woman shoots her 

husband. Then she holds 

him under water for over 

5 minutes. Finally, she 

hangs him. But 5 minutes 

later they both go out and 

enjoy a wonderful dinner 

together. 

How can this be? 

Answer Updated : 

She took a picture of him (shoots a picture.) 

Then she held the picture/film under water to develop. 

Finally she hung the picture to dry. 

a boy forgot his pin code

Solve dis! 

A boy forgot his 

pin-code which was of 5 digits, 

but luckily he remembered some hints how to 2 remind that password, 

here are those clues. 

1.first digit is equal to the square of second digit 

2.second plus 3rd digit are equal to 10 

3.4th digit equal to the 2nd digit plus 1 

4.5th plus 3rd digit make 14 

5.sum of all the five digit make 30. 

Find the pin code 

Let see how is your math...? ;-> 

dono sawalon ka jawab eik hi hona chahiye

Challange For You. 

Fill in the Blanks Lekin Yaad Rahy 

Dono Sawalon ka Jawab Eik Hi Hona Chahiye. 

1. Badsha Ne Qameez Kyun Nahi Pehni? 

2. Gosht Kyun Nahi khaya? 

Qameez ka _____ nahi tha, 

Gosht ____ nahi tha. 

1.Wazeer Ne parda kyun nahi Silwaya? 

2.Murga Kyun nahi Khareda? 

Parda ____ nahi tha, 

Murga ____ nahi tha. 

1.Shehzadi Ne Halwa kyun Nahi Khaya? 

2.Kahani Kyun nahi Parhi? 

Halway kay Saath ____ nahi thi, 

Kahani ____ Nahi thi. 

Reply Fast. 

Answers: 

1.Gala 

2.Kata 

3.Poori