Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

 Jawanon k Liye Ehem Nasihatein

1) Khud ko mobile mai itna na mashghool rakho k samne se koi Lush Push bachi guzar jaye or tumhe pata bhi na chale.

2) Bike ho ya Car, kabhi ye mat socho k ye jahaz hai, balke ye samjho k ye to rocket hai.

3)Koshish karo k apne hum-umro se bad-zabani

na karo,

direct sir phar do kaminay ka.

4) Taaleem har kisi ka haq hai, zyada parh k kahin aisa na ho k tum kisi ka haq mar lo. ;-)

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,

ap Darood waalay  Molvi ho,

ya Barood waalay.";-)

Humein bhulne ka jis waqt faisla karna,

Humein bhulne ka jis waqt faisla karna,

Phr apni aankhon se khwabon ko bhi riha karna,

Bas aik tum ho jis se dil ki bat kartay hen,

Hmari baton ka sab se na tazkra karna,

Chunay hen hum ne kuch ajnabi rastay,

Jo ho skay to humare lie dua karna,

Tmam din ki thakan ko utarne k lie,

Zra si dair yaad kar lia karna,

Gar judai ka poochay koi sabab tum se,

tou hum pe nit naye ilzaam dhar lia karna,

Hum aise qabeele mein reh rhe hen MOHSIN!

Jahan logon no seekha hi nhi wafa karna.

mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?

Pathan: yar mere pas paise nhi hy mjhe kpre lena hen kya krun?

Dost: To bank se loan le lo

Pathan: Loan to le lun magar hmko sirf cotton pehanne ki adat hai..

vo chaaNdanii kaa badan

vo chaaNdanii kaa badan Khushbuuon kaa saayaa hai

bahut aziz hamen hai magar paraayaa hai 

utar bhii aao kabhii aasamaaN ke ziine se

tumhen Khudaa ne hamaare liye banaayaa hai 

mahak rahii hai zamiin chaNdanii ke phuulon se

Khudaa kisii kii muhabbat pe muskuraayaa hai 

use kisii kii muhabbat kaa aitabaar nahiin

use zamaane ne shaayad bahut sataayaa hai 

tamaam umr meraa dam use dhueN se ghuTaa

vo ik charaaG thaa main ne use bujhaayaa hai 

Good Morning

Welcome the new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face"

"Love" in ur "Heart"

"Good Thoughts" in ur "Mind"

& U will have a Wonderful Day...

"GOOD MORNING":-

Fathers day

Some Things r

Just Better The

Way They Are

Like You!

Happy Fathers”Day!

Fathers day

Happy Father’s Day

Here is A Little Song To Say

“Happy, Happy Father’s Day”

No One’s Father Is So Sweet.

Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.

Happy Happy Father’s Day;

I Love You In A Big Way!!

Father

Yes, I know just the person who needs

“101 Ways to Be a Great Dad”.

Don’t worry it isn’t you!

Happy Father’s Day!

Distance May separate us…

Distance May separate us…

And miles may be long…

But in my thoughts you are here…

And you will always be in my heart…

Happy Father’s Day!

Wafa ka Naam

Wafa ka Naam mat le Faraz…

Wafa Dil Dukhati hai

Wafa ka naam lete he

Nasreen

Parveen

Nadia

Sadia

Sonia

Mariya

Shabana

Farzana

In sab ki Yaad aati hai.

Aankhon Main Haya Ho To

Aankhon Main Haya Ho To Parda Dil Ka Hi Kaafi He FARAZ.

Nahi to Naqabon Se Bhi Hotay Hain Isharay MOHABAT Key.

Kameez Phati Hui Hai

Boy: Tumhari Kameez Phati Hui Hai.

Girl: Nahi Ye Fashion Hai.

BOY: Wah Ji Wah.

Khud Phaaro To Fashion,

Hum Phaaren To Police Station.

Boy and girl were sitting in garden.

Boy and girl were sitting in garden.

Suddenly a Dog kissed a bitch.

Boy: Jaani agar bura na manao tou

me bhi?

Girl: Ok par smbhal kar jana Kutta

kahin kaat na lay…!

Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko..

Apne dil se nikal kar mujh ko..

Tere honton pe siskiyan q hen?

Zakham de kar wo mujh se poochta hai..

Tere lehje me talkhiyan q hen?

Hum to kachchay makaan k baasi hen…

Phir taaqub mein bijliyan q hen?

Ishq k or bhi musafir hen FARAZ!

Sirf hum pe hi sakhtiyan q hen

Girl vs Boy

Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi tujhe teri khushbu se pehchan loum ga…

Girl: Mujhe pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho…

Boy to girl before exam

Boy to girl before exam: Hey all the best.

Girl: All da best to you too.

.

But the girl score 80 marks and the boy failed

.

.

.

.

Moral: only boys wish with true heart. 

Happy Anniversary

Im Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Is still as strong today as it was

then Bringing u much joy , love

and happiness To celebrate again.

Happy Anniversary

I’m sending this bouquet of love

To say that I love you so much

I hope I say it often enough

I want you to know it’s true,

On this special occasion

I want to remind you

That you are my everything

And

my love is true,

Happy Anniversary Lover!

{Night poetry}

{Night poetry}

Na Din Ko Light

Na Raat Ko Light

Wah WAH!

Na Din Ko Lght

Na Rat Ko Lght 

GuD NIGHT

GuD NIGHT;-)

AIDS

Sardar ne USA se apni maa ko fone kia: Maa menu Aids ho gaya

Maa: Puter tu wapis na ana nahi to kam kharab ho jana ae

Sardar: Wo kesay?

Maa:

Tujse teri ghar wali ko aids ho jai ge

Teri ghar wali se teray bhai ko

Tere bhai se nokarani ko

Nokarani se tere baapu ko

Tere baapu se teri khala ko

Teri khala se teray khalu ko

Tere khalu se muje

or beta jo muje ho gayi na to puray pind ko Aids ho jai ge

Puter tu pind nu bacha le

Wo Barish Main Koi

Wo Barish Main Koi Sahara Dhondta Hai 'Faraz'

A Badal Aj Itna Baras Ke Meri Bahon Ko Woh Apna Sahara Bana Le ->

Ma Usko Phir Naye Khwabon ka Jhan de aya

Ma Usko Phir Naye Khwabon ka Jhan de aya.Zameen bn k usy Asman de aya.

.Khuda k wsty milny ki raah dy mjhko.Gham-e-Firaq ka her Imtehan de aya.

Na ki zara bhi wzaht ksi b jazby ki.usy yaqeen tha aur me guman de aya

.wo chahta tha k ho Karobar-e-ishq wasi.Mein usko dard ki sari dukan de aya

.Bara Fareza tha Tableegh-e-ishq mere liye.Mein Munikeron ki zameen pe Azaan de aya.

Abki baar jab mah-e-ramzan ka chand ubhray ga

Abki baar jab mah-e-ramzan ka chand ubhray ga

Her taraf is mahainay ke khoshian bikhree hongee

Her ik chehra shadmaan hoga

Us waqt us ka kia banay ga

Wo kis ka chehra deikhay ga

Kis ko ja ker mubarak baad deiga!

Kis ko apni khoshian dekhai ga!

Kis ke samnay apni beqarai ka izhar karay ga!

Kis ko bahon mein thamay ga!

Kis ka matha choomay ga!

Aah

Abki baar jab mah-e-ramzaan ka chand ubhray ga

To wo ashkoon mein doob jayay ga!

Aur hum.... 

Difference between Problem, Talent and Kismat

Difference between Problem , Talent and Kismat

2 Boys love 1 Girl = PROBLEM!

1 Boy love 2 Girls = TALENT!

2 Girls love 1 Boy = KISMAT

1 Larki ki dua

1 larki ki dua

Kasam se her larkay ko bhula dungi,

Sab hi ki tasveerain jala dungi,

Ek tum hi raho gay is dil main,

Balance dalwa do tumhe dua dungi,

New meaning of SMS

New meaning of SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi

SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza

SM=Shoaib Malik

Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum

Pyaar dilse nibhayenge hum,

Tum bhul jao bhi to,

Yaad dilayenge hum,

Aisi shararat karenge hum ki,

Na chahate hue bhi,

Tumhe yaad ayenge hum.

Validity for taking food

Dear friend,

Your validity for taking food

during the day time has expired.

Please fast next 30 days

to resume your day time food.

Thank you for eating.

Happy Ramazan

Jab chala chor k

Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki

Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala

Dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata

Koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.

I Remember U Every Time In My Prayes.

I Can See You

In My Hands.

Whenever I Join Them To Pray.

Ur Face Is

One Of Those Who Live In

My Heart.

Because Our ReLation Is From

Heart To Heart,

Not

SMS To SMS.”

So, Whenever I Don’t Message You Don’t Think That I Have Forgotten You…

I Remember U Every Time In My Prayes.

Smiles of happy sunshine

Smiles of happy sunshine,

Arms of everlasting luv,

Touch of sweet roses,

There is magic in the air

Whenever ur there,

Mother, everything to U I owe,

May all pleasures of life come ur way.

“Happy Mother’s day”

A mother is the truest friend we have

A mother is the truest friend we have,

when trials heavy and sudden, fall upon us;

when adversity takes the place of prosperity;

when friends who rejoice with us in our sunshine desert us;

when trouble thickens around us;

still will she cling to us,

and endeavor by her kind precepts and counsels to dissipate the clouds of darkness,

and cause peace to return to our hearts.

Wishing you happy mother’s day

Wishing you a fabulous 2011

Wishing you a fabulous 2011

with full of great achievements and experiences.

A meaningful chapter waiting

to be written HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,

Let all ur Dreams be Clear,

Never put Tear, Please Hear,

I want to tell one thing in ur Ear

Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!

da Arabistan dashtoona

Domra salamona Laka da Afganistan ghroona,

da Arabistan dashtoona,

da Hindustan filmoona,

da Paris Atroona,

da PAKISTAN daaloona,

da Pukhto mataloona.

Ao daase nor der der SALAMUNA.

Dil k konay say aik awaz aati hay

Dil k konay say aik awaz aati hay,

Hamain har pal un ki yaad ati hay,

Dil pochta hay bar-bar hum say,

Jihain hum yaad kertay hain,

Kia unhain bhi hamari yaad ati hay?

Ghalib’s girl friend late on date

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:

Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,

Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

Dil Ko Manana aggar Hota Aaasaaan

Dil Ko Manana aggar Hota Aaasaaan

Na Karta Kisi Ko Yoon Ye Pareshaan

Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Main

Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Bayaan

The return of phoolan devi (bb)

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!

“The return of phoolan devi”,

Directed by Condi Rice,

Scripted in London &

Produced by GHQ.

Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),

Character Actor:Musharraf

Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.

Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,

Dancer: Sherry,

Music: MQM

&

Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

Dil main he mere Dard-e-bhutto

“Dard-e-bhutto”

“Dard-e-bhutto”

Wo hasina wo nilam pari,,

hui thi wo election main khari,,

na jane kahan se goli chal pari,,

hamare lia ho gayi mushkil khari,,

Dil main hay mere

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

“”Dard-e-Bhutto”"

ha koi muqabla karne wala

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?

Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.

Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya

tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

phir saavan rut kii pavan chalii tum yaad aaye

phir saavan rut kii pavan chalii tum yaad aaye

phir patto.n kii paazeb bajii tum yaad aay

phir ku.Nje.n bolii.n ghaas ke hare samandar me.n

rut aa_ii piile phuulo.n kii tum yaad aaye

phir kaagaa bolaa ghar ke suune aa.Ngan me.n

phir amrat ras kii buu.Nd pa.Dii tum yaad aaye

pahale to mai.n chiiKh ke royaa aur phir ha.Nsane lagaa

baadal garjaa bijalii chamakii tum yaad aaye

din bhar to mai.n duniyaa ke dhandho.n me.n khoyaa rahaa

jab diivaaro.n se dhuup Dhalii tum yaad aaye

The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates

Prophet never proceeded (4 the prayer)

onthe Day of Id-ul-Fitr

unless he had eaten some dates.

Anas also narrated:

The Prophet used 2 eat odd number of dates

The blessed month

It’s the month when the devils are chained,

the gates of hell are closed and those of paradise are opened.

It’s the month the holy prophet used to pray to witness.

It’s the blessed month of ramadhan.

May Allah shower his blessings and

grant you forgiveness in this holy month.

What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?

(remain as same as at the time of Birth)

Do u think u can answer….

Answer of dis question 

Answer=The Eye

Complete ABCD

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

K

L

M

N

O

P

Q

R

S

T

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

Koi sa bhi 1 alphabet choose karo,

to pata chale ga k sub se pehle

ap ko apne life partner say kia mile ga

2nd part of dis sms 

A – Roses

B – Tension

C – Understanding

D – Heart

E – Romance

F – Fight

G – Care

H – Money

I – Respect

J – Nothing

K – Freedom

L – Kids

M – Suche Mohabbad

N – Satisfaction

O – Posesivens

P – Friendship

Q – Gifts

R – Chocolates

S – Lots of Love (Good Luck)

T – Pain

U – Happiness

V – Rudeness

W – Kisses

X – Tears

Y – Attitude

Z – Forever Love

ranjish hii sahii dil hii dukhaane ke liye aa

ranjish hii sahii dil hii dukhaane ke liye aa 

aa phir se mujhe chho.D ke jaane ke liye aa

pahale se maraasim na sahii phir bhii kabhii to

rasm-o-rahe duniyaa hii niibhaane ke liye aa

kis kis ko bataaye.nge judaa_ii kaa sabab ham 

tuu mujh se Khafaa hai to zamaane ke liye aa 

kuchh to mere pindaar-e-muhabbat ka bharam rakh

tuu bhii to kabhii mujh ko manaane ke liye aa

ek umr se huu.N lazzat-e-giriyaa se bhii maharuum 

ai raahat-e-jaa.N mujh ko rulaane ke liye aa 

ab tak dil-e-Khush_faham ko tujh se hai.n ummiide.n 

ye aaKhirii shamme.n bhii bujhaane ke liye aa 

Most and least romantic rhymes

A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line

Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line &

the Least Romantic 2nd Line

There’s d Winning Rhymes

My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife

Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming

That’s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot

This Describes Everything You r Not

I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes

Damn, I’m V Good At Telling Lies