without you � teacher

Without you, we would have been lost. 

Thank you teacher for guiding us, inspiring us 

And making us what we are today. 

Happy Teachers Day! 

fnny

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a Banta asks to ATM machine???????

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? 

The father says to him, don't stress my son 

u should see the one who is reading this!!

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

1 of the best

Mujy inkar hi kar day magar kuch guftagu t0 kar

tera khamosh sa rehna mujy takleef deta ha

my best

Jo bat ma keh sakta nhi ausy farz kr leta hoon....

chalo ma farz krta hon mujy tum sy MUHABBAT  ha

Ghazal

SAMAN-DAROON MAIN ABHI OR KITNAY DARYA SAMA-AIN GAY

WOH CHARDH AYA KHUSHKI PAY TU INSAN KAHAN JA-AIN GAY

BAYKAR HAY KURAH-E-BAZA PER MANZIL KE JUSTUJOO MAIN NIKALNA

JIS TARAF BHI CHALLAIN GAY LOUT KAR WAHEEN AJA-AIN GAY

TORD KAR ZANGEERAIN HAZAR MUQIE-YEED INSAN KHAN JAIN GAY

JAHAN JAIN-GAY NEECHAY ZAMEEN OUPER ASMAN PA-AIN GAY

RAKHNA AMAL-E-BUD KO HAMESHA TADA-E-KASEER MAIN

NAKEE-YOUN SAY WARNA HUM USAY KASAY GHATA-AIN GAY

JALA DALQ KHOSHA-E-GUNDUM KE TAMAM DALI-YAN KHAKI

WARNA IBLEES ABHI OR HAIN JO ADAMOON KO BAHK-AIN GAY

Ye na socha tha kebhi tu befawa hoga,

Ye na socha tha kebhi tu befawa hoga, 

JO dil ma rehta tha kebhi mujh say juda hoga, 

Jo kebhi subh o sham mujh ko manata tha, 

Ye na socha tha k woh mujh say khafa hoga, 

Ek wekt tha k teri nasheen lehjay say men ko qerar ata tha, 

Ye na shocha tha k woh aj merey ronay ki waja hoga, 

Aj teri yad main buht roya hu main, 

Log semjhain gay k sawan bersa hoga, 

Tum aj ghairon ki mehfil ma chiraghan kertay ho, 

Ye b daikhna k her diya merey khoon e jigr say jala hoga, 

Yun b mumkin he nai k koi aur mujh say berh ker chahay tujhe, 

Shaid tuhje ishq ka mani hi na pata hoga, 

Ma jo chahoon to tujhe phir say hasil kerlu, 

Meger istarah say mera derd bayweja hoga, 

Tujhe beri mushkil say paya tha ma nay, 

Ab tujhe mujh ko hasil kerna hoga, 

Log kehtay thay ishq na kerna Syed.. 

Ye na socha tha k ishq aesi saza hoga.... 

MULAQAT

Wo mera pass ayea tha

Usne mujha

Hansya b, rulaya b

Sataya b, tarpaya b

Usne sunae mujha 

Qatat b, ashar b

Ghazalain b, nazmain b

Main bs use

Dekhta raha

Suntan raha

Main na chona chaha use

K achanak…….

Mare ankh khul gae

Riddle

Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.

in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,

Reply must

If u r genius...

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CHeni

SUNO TUM LOT AAO NA

SUNO TUM LOT AAO NA

suno tum lot aao na suno tum lota aao na

woh dekho chand nikla hai sitare jagmagate hn

meri ye muntazir ankhen

duaen mangti ankhen

tumhen hi dhonti ankhen 

tumhen hi sochti ankhen

tumhen wapis bulati hn 

k dil jab bhi dharakta hai tumhara name leta hai

k anso jab bhi behte hn tumhare dukh m behte hn 

koi khushi jo a jae tum bin adhori lagti hai suno tum lot aoo na suno tum lot aao na suno tum lot aoo na ......

Birthday Sms

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**(-------Happy------)*** 

***(-----Birth-day----)*** 

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Na neend arahi hai, na sukoon hai mera koi,

Na neend arahi hai, na sukoon hai mera koi, 

Na palkhain jhuk rahi hai, na chain hai mera koi, 

Yaad-e-yaar ne kia hai, kaisa shab bedaar mujhe, 

Na hai Rab ki ibadat koi, na hai deedar-e-yaar koi, 

Kuch is ada se kia hai qaid, dil mera us shakhs ne, 

Na hai usey chahat meri, na meri chahat ki usey khabar koi, 

Naqsh aisey huwa hai, ankhon mai mahbub mera, 

Na nazron se wo hat'ta hai, na hota hai aur manzar koi, 

Shauq-e-wisl-o-deed-e-yaar, hai ZauQ ka, parwan char raha, 

Na hai aur dil nasheen koi, na hai uske siwa chahat koi! 

Toot jate han sabi rishte magher

 Toot jate han sabi rishte magher

Dil se dil ka rabta apni jagha

Dil main tere na milne ka yakeen

Tuj ko pa lene ki Dua apni jagha

Muhabbat musaam nahi

 Muhabbat musaam nahi

ke appni muddat porri karray

or rukhsat ho jay

muhabbat sawan nahi hai

tut kar barsay

or tham jay

muhabbat aag nahi hai

sulghay bharkay

or khatam ho jay

muhabbat tou chand ke maand hai

jo barta hai ghatta hai

nikalta hai chopta hai

magaer phir bhi fana nahi hota

"Kon ujrha hoga "bhari dunia me

 "Kon ujrha hoga "bhari dunia me

  "humari tarha 

        "wasi"

tu bhi naa Milaa hum ko

Our

"hum khud ko bhi

Gawa bethay.

wo larki mjhse kitna payar krti thai. wahfa

apna hissa shumar karti theiwo mujhayitna pyaar karti thi,

 wo baanati thai meri tasveerain phir un se baatein hazaar karti thai

, mera dukh b khaloos-e-neeyyat se apna dukon mei shummar karti thai

, such samajhti thi jhoot b mera yun woh mera atibaar karti thai,

jab b rota tha main raak ki tanhayion mei wo apna honto se mera cherhra ko saaf karti thai

, aj sochta hon to aankhein begh jati hain wo larki mjhse kitna payar krti thai. wahfa

Chalo Hum Maan Laity hain......

 MANZIL 

Chalo Hum Maan Laity hain...... 

Tumhain Hum Kho Chuky Lekin... * * 

Tumhari Yaad Ab Tak bhe..... 

Hamain Betaab Rakhti hai.... * * 

Hamri Sans Ab Tak Bhe..... 

Tumhari Aass Rakhti Hai.... * * 

Magar Ab Yah Bhi Suonty hain.... 

Tumhari Raah Roshan hai.... * * 

Tumhain B Mil Gaya Koi.... 

Magar Afsos Hum Jaisa .... 

Agar Pao kahin Tum To.... * * 

Muje bs itna lekh deyna K..... 

MANZIL ............

Mil Gayi Mujh ko.....* *

Phir koi zakham laga do k main zinda hun abh

 Phir koi zakham laga do k main zinda hun abhi ,, Myri pehchan mita do k main zinda hun abhi,,Myry hoty howy tum ashk bahaow tu acha nahi lagta,,

Myri hi ankhon ko rula do k main zinda un abhi,, 

Kuch or tu tum say har giz na diya jay ga,, 

Kuch dyNa hi hai tu marny ki dua do k main zinda hun abhi..!!

MUHABBAT chor di hm ny

                    MUHABBAT  chor di ham ny 

              Muhabbat chor di ham ny,,, ya tum sy keh dia kis ny 

k tum bin reh nhi sakty ,,,ye dukh ham seh nhi sakty    

Chlo ham man late hain,, k tum bin ham bht roye

kayin raton ko na soye,,,magar afsos  ha jana

k ab k tum jo loto ge,,,, humain tabdeel pao ge,

bohat mayoos ho ge tum,,  agar tm pochna chao 

k asa kyu kea ham ny,,,,to sun lo ghor sy jana

purani ak riwayat tang aa kar toor di ham ny,

MUHABBAT chor di ham ny 

aik sardar ki 10 betiyan thin

Aik Sardar ki 10 betiyan thin phir ja 

kar uskay ghar ek beta hua. 

Sardar nay uska naam kya rakha hoga? 

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MUSHKIL SINGH. ! 

just imagine she came back :d

Santa - My wife died yesterday.. 

I'm trying to cry but tears are not come out, 

what to do? 

Banta - No Problem. 

Just Imagine she Came Back. :D 

lips can lie but hips dont lie

Sardarni: Have you eaten muli da paratha? 

Sardaar: No, Mai to sandwich khaya hun.. 

sardaarni: dont try to lie, 

know lips can lie but hips dont lie... =P ;-> 

shaadi mein khana khula

Shaadi mein Khana Khula: 

Sardar Ko Plate Nahi Mili. 

Sardar Apni Jholi Main Khana Daalne Laga. 

Logon ne Poocha Ye Kya? 

Sardar: Daagh To Chala Jaye Ga. 

Ye Waqt Phir Nahi Aaye Ga. :-)

ek chor police sy chupty huey

Ek chor Police sy chupty huey ek Toti hui Qabr me chup gya 

or Police sy bach gya 

Wahi Qareb sy sardar Sahib guzry to unho ny soch k shayad Log Mayyat per Matti dalna bhol gaye 

sardar Sahib ny fata fat Matti dalna shuro kia to chor bola 

Bachao Bachao 

sardar 

Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is par to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya 

ghar pe koi ap ka intizr kr rha hy

Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 K� speed 

sy kyn ja rahy ho 

KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly 

board pe likha hy: 

YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY ;-> 

( -_-) 

santa film dekhne gaya

SANTA Film Dekhne Gaya Lekin Wo Film Ka Board Hi Dekh Ke Wapas Aa Gaya.. 

Q 

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Kyoki 

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. 

. 

Us Film Ka Naam Tha. 

" HOUSE FULL " 

sardar friend se

Sardar Friend Se: 

Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga. 

Friend: Kyon? 

Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai. 

Friend: To Kya Hua?? 

Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga. :-) 

maine aisa mashroob banaya hai

Santa 2 Banta: 

Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai 

Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai. 

Tum Pee Kar Dekho. 

Banta (Mashroob Pee Kar): 

Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai. 

Santa: Dekha Tumne Such Bola, 

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai. :-) 

agrbati di english das

Sardar to his friend, 

ask me anything i will answers in english... 

friend: agrbati di english das??? 

sardar: lay das,, ay kira mushkil sawal kita, 

if 32... ;->